Garfield by Jim Davis for February 04, 2012

A day to remember.

I see a trip and a THUD coming in Jon’s future.

On exactly January 21st 2012, I gave advice to Jon about wearing slip ons but what does he decide to wear instead? LACES!

Jon, don’t do anything Garfield wouldn’t do!

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a dude has got to do, what a dude has got to do! double knots!

He sounds like a little kid, trying shoes with laces for the first time by himself.

Jon is a man with ambition and strength (not), who has many goals in life. lol

Knowing Jon, He would probably tie his shoes together and fall flat on his face.

Poor Liz would have to help him up.

LOL xxx

How to Annoy Your Waiter:

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”

8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.

6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”

1. Three words: eat the check.

Break a leg, Jon!

Since I slipped-on my first pair of Crocs, I’ve not looked back.

Jon, Jon! You are too brave. Don’t do this treacherous deed!

Johnny, don’t be a hero!

Don’t be a fool with your life!

I low-key identify with Jon in this. lol WHO HAS TIME FOR LACES?!