Monty by Jim Meddick for January 21, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: So... how was speed dating? Monty: It was good. On a regular date you go through a lot of hassle... trying to make small talk... trying to impress her... stress... anxiety... and afterward... awkward excuses about why she can't go ona a second date... but with speed dating it's just three minutes and boom... rejection. Woman: Awesome. Monty: Yeah. It's like taking off a Band-Aid. Ouch. Done.
Commentator over 12 years ago
:(
Ida No over 12 years ago
Trying to get a pity date out of Gretchen probably isn’t going to be any more successful…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Is Monty actually trying to look nerdy? Gretchen, don’t you have some dishes to wash in the back room, or something? This is too painful….
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Doesn’t he always look like that or are those his date clothes?.Thank goodness this arc’s over…. bring on Fleshy.
opentomeet over 12 years ago
Does Monty actually own any clothes that aren’t nerdy??
Matthew Davis over 12 years ago
@opentomeet – Nope. A couple months ago there was an arc where an escaped prisoner breaks into his house to steal clothes, and all Monty has is a bunch of the same outfit with the green plaid pants.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Geeky clothes should be called MONTY CLOTHES!
Wenthral over 12 years ago
Monty needs the “Code Purple” from todays 9 Chickweed lane.
monawarner over 12 years ago
Monty may be a geek. He may be a nerd. He may be completly inept in the outside would. But he is still lovable and someday Mr. Meddick is going to realize it and give him a soulmate. And that will be the end of the strip and we will have to move on to others not quite as entertaining.
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
@Mona WarnerYou gotta be kidding me, that’s never going to happen. He needs to steal Charlie Sheen’s black book, and get his hands on a good old fashioned whore.
mrsullenbeauty over 12 years ago
I really like Gretchen’s “Awesome.”
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Monty did not do well at speed dating and yet, he sounds like he is bragging about how poorly things went.