Monty by Jim Meddick for January 09, 2012

looks like a condom to me

Reminds me of the line in Good Morning Vietnam…in need of a good b#@$ job.

Maybe he’s just making blow fish.

My Mom’s G-rated exclamation when I was present as a small child was “Fiddlesticks!” or sometimes just, “Oh, fiddle!” At least it started with the right letter…

@clarkkent- It’s too bad that the lord of the universe would be so offended by those silly words- I would think He would have more important things to do. Old men writing the bible-sheesh…

My husband and I are both atheists. We try to watch our mouth around our little girl and we’ve done a good job of it. Except I tend to say “Oh what the hell”, “Holy Hell” or a variation thereof. One day my daughter and I were making cookies and I dropped a chocolate chip. She looks at me and says “What the hell mama?”. I had to tell her that not everything I say should be repeated and she knows not the say that word. But your school sounded…er..fanatical?

Oh Frack! Smurf! and Go and …and …. and… take a short walk off a long pier! No. wait that’s a long walk off a short sidewalk? Long deck? Walk around the block? short … umm, … oh yeah .. short pier!

Whoa!..for a second there I thought EB had turned into triplets.

As Ralphie would say: “Oh Fudge!”

Monty is blowing those balloons up too much. That’s why they break.I always say " Oh rats!" or “Oh brother!”

Since cartoons are visual, Monty, my advice to you would obviously have to be, watch your language!

(Been away from my computer a few days; catching up on Monty brightened my day!)

Golly!