FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 02, 2012
February 01, 2012
February 03, 2012
Transcript:
Narrator: Like near-regular clockwork, the Fox finds himself double-crossed by his last conquest! Woman: It was like heaven with you, Fox. Now go there. Narrator: However, with the cat-like agility his name would imply, if foxes were eats... Man: Not tonight, my dear. You have a headache. Narrator: Naturally, our hero knows all about foxes and eats and other animals given his Ph.D.s in zoology and six dozen other disciplines. Doctor: But even if you locate the space station, how will you board it? Man: I wrote the book on the subject remember? Roger: I heard retching. Are you at the part where he gets tortured? Andy: Oh, he gets tortured too?
chess18 about 12 years ago
Wife and character share the same fate!
fhhuber about 12 years ago
Everyone reading this is suffering
Destroyer1376 about 12 years ago
His hair is perfect.
Nachikethass about 12 years ago
I rather love the way this is unravelling!
Wenthral about 12 years ago
Actually I’ve read worse, I wouldn’t be surprised if it sold and sold well.
frumdebang about 12 years ago
I see Daniel Day-Lewis as “The Fox.” Or maybe Pauly Shore.
davidf42 about 12 years ago
Maybe Roger will take over the writing of Alley Oop, Couldn’t be worse than what we’re getting there right now.
Sardonis about 12 years ago
I love that line—“Not tonight, my dear. You have a headache.” THAT was awesome!
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
James Bond has been mocked so many times, including by the franchise itself, that I thought I’d get nothing out of another mockery. I was wrong. This is so bad it’s good.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
If he was to try and sell it, he would be sued for violation of copyright.
jpsomebody about 12 years ago
I had a book in me once, but I have since stopped eating paper.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 12 years ago
So, what are going for? Ancient torture machine? Splitting laser? Rope to the groin?
Rakkav about 12 years ago
For me, a very close second. Ah well.
Rakkav about 12 years ago
“However, with the catlike agility that his name would imply, if foxes were cats…” To me that really IS so bad it’s good. Truly classic.