Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 11, 2011

I hit bed early sometimes due to lack of sleep issues. A few years ago, a new family moved in next door. That same night I was yanked awake by an engine running and headlights in my bedroom window – which is 100 ft. back off the road. My new neighbor was mowing his lawn, in the dark, after 9PM. Sweet, huh. . ..

Horace…. is an omelette…. ! ! !

And if you like that, waitl’ll he whips out the Leaf Blower

So breakfast is a grass omelet? Well, he is a horse.

It would be quieter if he ate the grass.

This raises some questions: Who is Norm, what’s so “social” about him, and how did Horace break the guy?

Unless you’re a horse. Or a llama, or any of the other ruminants.

I hope, after that last remark, his neighbors aren’t chickens. . . .

Some people can’t tell the difference between making an omelette and breaking eggs