Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2011

Are those supposed to be antlers? they look like Sandy Claws to me…

They’re wings, as in ‘Red Bull give you…’

Wow, I didn’t believe in the wings but now I can see they’re no bull!

I can also see where the “Red” comes in (or I should say “comes out.”)

Glad the colorist didn’t strive for realism.

I’m horny. Let’s go find some chicks.

Hmmm, how are they lightly breaded and fried up with Buffalo sauce?

Is this how the Victoria Secrets angels get theirs?