At Garage Sales, the garage isn’t for sale; at Yard Sales, the yard isn’t for sale. Why don’t they call it like it is: MY OLD JUNK SALE! hehe…just kidding folks.
oh crap. someone found my penile extender kit. i keep seeing those signs all over on weekends…i wonder if anyone actually manages to sell their yards and garages, with all that junk lying in them….
The Duke 1 over 12 years ago
It’s an automated butt kicking machine and your wife is about to use it on you.
Rodney99 over 12 years ago
Just imagine all the good stuff I can strip out of this thing and build my OWN thingamajig!!!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Sing along with Chuck Berry…. My dingaling… my dingaling..I want to play with my dingaling!
Devils Knight over 12 years ago
It’s the Star Belly Sneech Machine
meibwab over 12 years ago
Don’t you people even recognize a vortex calibrator when you see one ?
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Watch out! It’s an alien life form!
vscythian over 12 years ago
It’s an idiot machine, it creates idiots.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’ll bet it goes zip when it movesbop when it stopsand whirrrrr when it stands still
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
This comes the day AFTER Halloween? It looks like the setup for a horror-comedy.
rw1h over 12 years ago
Looks very much like the home-made steel guitar I had acquired somewhere along the way. I sold it for $5 in a yard sale too…………
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
Three eyed, one horn………………..
coffeeturtle over 12 years ago
At Garage Sales, the garage isn’t for sale; at Yard Sales, the yard isn’t for sale. Why don’t they call it like it is: MY OLD JUNK SALE! hehe…just kidding folks.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
oh crap. someone found my penile extender kit. i keep seeing those signs all over on weekends…i wonder if anyone actually manages to sell their yards and garages, with all that junk lying in them….