Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 24, 2011

I guess something rubbed him the wrong way…..

but the prisoner has bigger fish to fry.

The BIG fish didn’t get caught – and isn’t death supposed to be a release from agony and hardship?

The guard told that joke at every execution until the Supreme Court ruled it cruel and unusual. Poor man, they won’t let him have any fun.

What was he charged with?

Is this where we hear the bugle call and hear the witnesses yell, “Charge!”

And his hair is full of static shock,too!

Then the condemned man said, “You think that’s something. Hold my hand when you throw that switch.”

You don’t know the half of it, bud.