Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2011
October 18, 2011
October 20, 2011
Transcript:
Dutch: Bliss, take a look through these binoculars - is that our sick boy? Bliss: I knew River Jack played dirty pool, but this is some filthy snooker! Dutch: What'd he do, Ripcord? Rip: He's holding the boy we need to help - it's a grad-A USDA-certified trap! Dutch: That son of a - am I creating the distraction or are you?/ Rip: You are, grand poobah. If possible, I'd like distraction #52 from the "soldier of fortune" handbook. Dutch: #52? Do you know how long it takes to train a bevaer to set off explosives?
APersonOfInterest over 12 years ago
Exploding Beaver???? I think I knew her.
Amazing Grace over 12 years ago
I don’t know Grand Poobah….all the beaver’s I know can set off explosives whenever the feel like it.
Mongo over 12 years ago
I dunno, I expect the use of a Cobra here shortly.
mntim over 12 years ago
Tsk. 52 actually uses a wombat.
runar over 12 years ago
“Filthy Snooker” – I like that phrase.
quartermain over 12 years ago
It’s an old trick, but it might just work.
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
At a bakery I worked at, they would show us this “motivational” video about beavers (the animal ones) along with geese. It was really dumb. However, we would say beaver and giggle like children. We were not allowed to say beaver after that at work. But beaver is a funny word.
nerdhoof over 12 years ago
Back during the CB radio craze, beaver was slang for a woman, not just her naughty bits.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Any harder than teaching a gerbil to say “Row”? Such a simple word… “Row…”