Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2011
Dutch: Bliss, take a look through these binoculars - is that our sick boy? Bliss: I knew River Jack played dirty pool, but this is some filthy snooker! Dutch: What'd he do, Ripcord? Rip: He's holding the boy we need to help - it's a grad-A USDA-certified trap! Dutch: That son of a - am I creating the distraction or are you?/ Rip: You are, grand poobah. If possible, I'd like distraction #52 from the "soldier of fortune" handbook. Dutch: #52? Do you know how long it takes to train a bevaer to set off explosives?