Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 09, 2011
September 08, 2011
September 10, 2011
Transcript:
Horace: I finally decided to bury the hatchet with my neighbor. Sine: Great! Horace: When I had dug the hole, and was going to shove the hatchet into it, my neighbor began to yell at me that the hatchet was his and then...he called me a thief and I called him a liar and, long story short, the hatchet remains unburied.
zero over 12 years ago
Hatchet chet cha… [rimshot]
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Is it wise to get into an argument with a guy holding a hatchet?
annamargaret1866 over 12 years ago
But exactly where is it?
Heima over 12 years ago
Every great hero has a nemesis. Horace couldn’t lose that status so easily.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
With your neighbor,or in your neighbor?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago
Long term jail time is the only deterrent to burying the hatchet in certain neighbors’ foreheads. Although, California’s death row provides better healthcare than I’m likely to get, otherwise, & is really unlikely to result in the death penalty. How sick am I? Got a hatchet?
hossblacksilver over 12 years ago
Little Horace took an axe,gave the ground forty whacks,When he’d saw what he had done,He gave the hole forty-one!
bmonk over 12 years ago
I thought he was going to bury the hatchet with his neighbor.
He should have kept the hatchet when he buried his neighbor.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
“I cannot tell a lie; my neighbor did it.”