Your new pacemaker comes with 50 million free beats! You can buy additional beats at pulsemore.com.
Per Cox: “Sorry, the website www.pulsemore.com cannot be found” Well, I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll start eating well after all.
“…but wait……..there’s more!!! "
So, if I lay around like a couch potato and don’t exert myself, my heart will beat slower and this pacemaker will last longer.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Blessed are the pacemakers, they make tacos taste so much better…
5,000 would have been funnier.
Lmbo!
Maybe its an editorial cartoon about US health care trends…
That’s only about enough to last a bit over 16 months. And what about the warranty???
I think I’d be thinking about that additional package after 495 days. (At an average of 70 beats per min. it comes out to 496 days)
Hahahaha!
Someone will hack it and make it beat like their favorite drum solo.
August 21, 2015
RogueSymmetry over 12 years ago
Per Cox: “Sorry, the website www.pulsemore.com cannot be found” Well, I’m disappointed. Guess I’ll start eating well after all.
StelBel over 12 years ago
“…but wait……..there’s more!!! "
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
So, if I lay around like a couch potato and don’t exert myself, my heart will beat slower and this pacemaker will last longer.
toni04 over 12 years ago
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Blessed are the pacemakers, they make tacos taste so much better…
Oxnate over 12 years ago
5,000 would have been funnier.
redarmrest over 12 years ago
Lmbo!
Concretionist over 12 years ago
Maybe its an editorial cartoon about US health care trends…
littlejeff over 12 years ago
That’s only about enough to last a bit over 16 months. And what about the warranty???
teddyr over 12 years ago
I think I’d be thinking about that additional package after 495 days. (At an average of 70 beats per min. it comes out to 496 days)
insight2881 over 12 years ago
Hahahaha!
Someone will hack it and make it beat like their favorite drum solo.