Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 16, 2011

@jukeoful-maybe grappa in la crappa

Jones Soda Co. looks like Bucky’s best bet. That’s why I don’t drink anything from Jones Soda Co.

Or “in la crappie mendacium” since it’s all probably mislabelled anyway.

Rob, Rob…. what makes you think cos Bucky calls it manta, it’s manta?

Two cans of cat tuna, a can of sardines you bought in 1984, before you were a vegetarian, and a dried-up anchovy that was stuck to an old pizza box in the alley, mashed together in various combinations.

A liter of tonic water you forgot was under the sink, and a bag of sugar he dragged from the pantry.

Plus a vivid imagination, a black Sharpie and a pile of Post-Its for labels - and Buck’s got himself a beverage factory.

Steve Irwin should have stuck with Grapes instead of Manta too.

But then Steve might have died from grapeshot.

He should call it Pisces Pop Producers….

no thumbs

How are Bucky’s concoctions any worse than clamato juice?

Surly you know as few as 7 grapes can kill a dog.

I wonder how much Bucky’s “sources” charge for their services

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray, not a manta.

LOL

lol – “I’m able to keep it down” – “and that’s GOLD to soda companies!”

Satch lost his bone. Probably lost it hurlin’ manta.

I can see Bucky’s “sources” now, skulking down by the docks and murmuring “Pssst. Yeah you. You wanna buy a manta? Cheap!”

Chocolate, grapes (and raisins) and onions are bad for dogs.

Hunter7 - I think Bucky has been shown to have a supply of cans of cat tuna.

He asks Rob to get more when he runs out — and he wasn’t allowed to eat it when he was on that diet a couple of months ago.