Ted Rall for August 19, 2011
Transcript:
Obama's economic plan 2011. The suffering Political campaign industry to recieve $1 billion stimulus package. (Barack Obama: Obama: Thinking hard about fighting hard.) Only Nixon could go to China. Only America's first black prez could bring back slavery. (Barack Obama: Presto: jobs!) Shorter patent-application forms, easier innovation, more business, die Chinese, bondholders, die! Something involving keychains (details to be worked out) Michelle- the fragrance. Joe- the fragrance. Tax on gay marriage. Public works to create jobs (specifically, a new step sign in Ohio.) Short-spell Obama campaign futures. And that's 271 electoral votes for a random tuber.
kreole over 12 years ago
Those Public Works jobs in Ohio for the new stop sign is a major part of Obama’s job plan. He should drive his Made In Canada Tour Bus and stop at the new stop sign.
kreole over 12 years ago
I see in the 2nd panel, Obama is wearing his red U.S.Kitty Presidential Flag tie.
yohannbiimu over 12 years ago
You got that right, except in comparison B.O. is his “evil clone.” And the slavery bit isn’t an exaggeration. What else do you call the frame of mind that says that endless subsidizing of unemployment and food stamps “create jobs?” It’s the frame of mind that demands for subjects who are totally beholden to their masters in Washington, DC. That is a slave-mentality.
Now, all of you mindless Obama-bots can criticize ‘dubya and make other deranged arguments that do NOTHING WHATSOEVER to defend your indefensible sock-puppet of a president. B.O. will TRY to run on his “record,” but in the end, he will have to rely on the media’s ad hominem presentations of his opponent, and the ignorance of the electorate.
mattro65 over 12 years ago
Thanks. I need my daily dose of right wing cliches to get my juices flowing in the morning. I guess you’d rather have your masters scattered about the country in corporate boardrooms.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m guessing the slavery reference is about the continuing erosion of labor rights under Obama.
Unemployment benefits create jobs because they allow people to continue buying good & services. The problem is that we are in such a massive PRIVATE DEBT hole, that it isn’t doing anything more than keeping the economy from going in to a tailspin. The other big problem is that we are looking at a large chunk of people who have been out of the workforce for so long that they are perceived as damaged goods by many employers. If any candidate can come up with a way to create DECENT PAYING JOBS, I’ll vote for that candidate. Slashing government spending is not going to create jobs, slashing taxes is not going to create jobs. We need to create DEMAND, then the private sector will start hiring in larger numbers.
Lavocat over 12 years ago
Damn, Ted, you are one angry cartoonist!
keechum over 12 years ago
Let’s bring back the WPA . We have vary many jobs that could be done. Like, renovationg all those run down buildings in the cities.
d_legendary1 over 12 years ago
I like the first and fourth panels:
Second Panel: We didn’t end slavery, we outsourced it.
Fourth Panel: Indiana: The State Next to Ohio
kreole over 12 years ago
That order for that Made in Canada bus was placed in June, 2010. Obama was president in 2010.
mattro65 over 12 years ago
I did not vote for BamBam in 2008 and will not in 2012. BTW, he will win. The Republicans have already shot themselves in one foot, and are aiming at the other one. Anyone who uses apocalyptic language like “… surrendered their reason in favor of their political masters.” has no credibility in an intellectual discussion. Ad hominem, like calling BamBam a socialist, a Muslim and not an American? The right is like the frying pan calling the saucepan dirty.
Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Very, very good!! Rall, you rule!