Ted Rall for August 19, 2011
Obama's economic plan 2011. The suffering Political campaign industry to recieve $1 billion stimulus package. (Barack Obama: Obama: Thinking hard about fighting hard.) Only Nixon could go to China. Only America's first black prez could bring back slavery. (Barack Obama: Presto: jobs!) Shorter patent-application forms, easier innovation, more business, die Chinese, bondholders, die! Something involving keychains (details to be worked out) Michelle- the fragrance. Joe- the fragrance. Tax on gay marriage. Public works to create jobs (specifically, a new step sign in Ohio.) Short-spell Obama campaign futures. And that's 271 electoral votes for a random tuber.