B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 20, 2011

Not tuned to the keys of A, B, C, D, E, F, or G, I sing in *H*orse.

The tone deaf always seem to be the ones on stage on Karaoke nights.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

Was in an 8 piece doo-wop group 3 yrs. and the mgr. hadda tin ear !!

I would really like them to sing solo… so low you can’t hear them! (never happens…)

I was told I could sing tenor……..ten or twelve miles away.

The worst thing is that they try to make up in volume for what they lack in talent.

I auditioned to be a singer once. I think they were prejudiced against me though because I took my dad’s advice and brought a bucket to carry the tune in.

It sounds to me that the musically challenged are usually singing on a sliding scale. They rarely stay in the same key for more than a couple of notes.

what some lack in skill and talent – make up with enthusiasm. Just look at the person next to you during the singing of your national anthem.

I sing by letter. I open my mouth and “letter fly”.

Feeling poorly

Don’t sing that well?

Drink a tonic-

A *"penta"-tonic"

I sing on the cracks in the piano.

I greatly enjoy singing.