Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 11, 2011

This is what happens when you read your kid those Baby Einstein books.

But I don’t think Smart Water is very smart. It just sits there and lets you drink it.

I bought two 1 liter bottles just today (yesterday).

That must be what I’m doing wrong. I’ve been giving my daughter Smart Food. Not! – Smart Water. OOPS!

The school district rejected him for kindergarten…

“Smart Spam”

?? CAN I BATHE IN SMART WATER??

Actually, I buy it for the bottles. They are the largest bottles that fit on my bicycle. I refill them with filtered water from the house.Now that’s smart.

FYI:Smartwater is just a brand name. It is “vapor distilled water with electrolytes for taste”.And it’s pretty good.

Yeah, RC, just look what happened with the “Pet Rock”