Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2011

Does she know how she’s being shown in this comic? XD

Ms. Pastis? Was she a single parent?

Mama Patti is smoking in Court?! I’ll not note our recent experience in my woeful state of a Mama Patti standing by her man in court. Didn’t work for Rod here, and this is not improving my opinion of Atty. Rat’s tactics there….

Patti Pastis? isn’t that a meat pie?

She doesn’t like Stephan or Rat? Or both?

A character assassination witness?

True Motherly Love! :))

Yada,yada, yada……I miss Zeeba neba.

She’s a real character all right lol. Doesn’t look so good for him.

I wonder if she smokes after having sex?!?……☻

She could try the “So, are you going to arrest me for smoking?” line Sharon Stone used in ‘Basic Instinct’, but I don’t think the effect would be the same.

Charming!

:(

xxx

Like I said last week, he is charged with felony paronomasia.Since rat is no longer seeking the death penalty for his client,I guess you could say: “No noose is good noose.”

What about his dad?

Ah, this might work. I think the judge is starting to feel sorry for him.

His mother is a real character.

Down with humans! Up with goats and swine!

Sounds like MY mom. Let’s just hope he gets the Casey Anthony jury…

Think Pastis is standing up for the bigger issues - as my great uncle did in the McCarthy era.Gropper

I see Patti, but where’s Selma?

I adore Stephan and I know his mommy loves him, toojenny6664