Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 1994

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Blob of food: 'To Be?? ...or ..not to be? Sighhhh, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...or to take arms against a sea of troubles...and by opposing, end them? To die; to sleep... no more! And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.."sniff" 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep! To sleep, perchance to dream: Ay there's the rub! ...for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause...." Feeheelinggs, ho ho ho. Mom: You finished that right up! Did you like it? Calvin: Let's not have this ever again.