Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 17, 1992
March 16, 1992
March 18, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey dad, look at this commercial. How come you don't drive a cool sports car like that guy? Dad: That car costs $40,000. Calvin: And look at the babe he's with. How come mom doesn't dress like that? Dad: Yeah, why don't you dress like that? Mom: Because your adolescent fantasies require an adolescent model with implants,...honey. Calvin: Maybe you guys need to drink more beer.
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Devildragon666 about 13 years ago
whats with moms face in the fourth panel?
pencilkid6 over 10 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHJA AHA AHA AHJA ANHJAHJ
Official_Dalek over 8 years ago
Omg her face looks like the happy mask salesman’s face from Majora’s Mask
Black Paradox over 8 years ago
It’s more that she thinks her kid is too young for the whole expensive car with chick w/ big boobs
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
She’s been Jokerized.
111111 about 7 years ago
Calvin, beer is practically poisonous.
noissimbus over 2 years ago
Her arms firmly grasping Dad’s shoulders, that’ll ache for a week.
MaverickMoPete over 2 years ago
Calvin’s dad, you sly dog, you. I see you adjusting your glasses there to get a better look at the babe.