Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 17, 1992
Calvin: Hey dad, look at this commercial. How come you don't drive a cool sports car like that guy? Dad: That car costs $40,000. Calvin: And look at the babe he's with. How come mom doesn't dress like that? Dad: Yeah, why don't you dress like that? Mom: Because your adolescent fantasies require an adolescent model with implants,...honey. Calvin: Maybe you guys need to drink more beer.