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Ahh. Good catch.
Skip ahead to October 20th, 1986.
Suck on a lemon, and for the rest of the day, you’re protected from scurvy.
Exactly. Ergo, he “failed to miss the ground.” He hit the ground hard.
He’s a tiger. He has no setting between “off” and “high.”
There’s at least a dozen, according to Calvin.
Chewing, Gum Action, Chewer’s Illustrated…
And you failed miserably.
The lesson is “Never try.”
But were you playing with boats that you flush down the toilet, making splashes so big they flood the bathroom, or pouring ink into the bath water?