The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 14, 2011
July 13, 2011
July 15, 2011
Transcript:
voice: You've reached our automated message system. If you're calling about a technical issue, press any key now. Voice: If that is too technically challenging for you, slam your forehead against the keypad. If you can't hear this message, turn your phone right side up. Voice: If we still haven't convinced you to just hand up and stop bothering us with dumb questions, remain on the line and a representative will be with you sometime this week.
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comicgos almost 13 years ago
I think I called this service today!
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
I wonder what he’s complaining about today?
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
I called them Monday…and my ear is getting sore.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Wow! They speak English.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Please hold while we mail the phone to India.
Zaristerex almost 13 years ago
I work at a tech call center, and I’m sorry, but some questions are dumb. Not everyone tries reading the instructions before calling.
mrnathat almost 13 years ago
“We are sorry for your call. Please hang up and do not try again.”
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Love it!
BTW normally I don’t nitpick – but the phone changes from corded to cordless between panel 1 & 2
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
Customer: My internet doesn’t work.
Me: Press the “stand-by” button.
Customer:: It works, my cat must have bumped it.
(really happened)
Bad enough the customer needed to call, but don’t blame the poor cat.
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
To My Wife:Customer: Will you marry me?
My wife: I’m married
Customer: Would he like to share?
Wife: EWWW!