The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 30, 2011
July 29, 2011
July 31, 2011
Transcript:
Rocket Shootin' Day Handy Rule #56 Aaaaaaaaagh! Ok, son. Daddy was wrong, see? Calm down. We can build another... Oh, for heavens sake ice cream, everyone! Wadding is important. And it's flame resistant for a reason. If you run out, don't substitute toilet paper.
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Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Until they turn 21, you can assuage a child’s disappoints only with food. No wonder I have an eating disorder. I guess the alternative would be alcoholism, so I should be grateful.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
The old Ice Cream ploy…works every time.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Hell, I’m fast approaching a rest home and ice cream still works on me.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 13 years ago
To avoid possible future eating disorders, I always get my kids bad ice cream- you know those flavors down on the end that they have for ‘special’ customers: Carob Flavored Frozen Tofu… HypoAllergenic Organic WheatGrass Frozen AlmondMilk… We tell the kids that it’s the most expensive, so it must be the BEST tasting in the whole place, right?
bryan42 almost 13 years ago
LMAO Greg. That is a mean, wicked, wonderful ploy.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Eddie Eddie.. Calm DOWN!
Love his eyes!
xxx
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sorry Eddie.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I always knew my Mom was really sick when she wouldn’t eat ice cream. When she was in her last few months, sometimes that’s all I could get her to eat.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Black Raspberry with chocolate chips. Finest… Ice Cream… Flavor… Ever.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Licorce. There’s something about walking down the street licking black ice cream.