Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 03, 2011

Should only tell her that on the phone.

They say words speak louder than a fist…well, maybe not, in Lucy’s case.

When Lucy grows up they may send her on anger management courses.

Loquacious, pugnacious and audacious: Lucy is a triple threat!

Lucy’s motto is, “Hit first, talk later”. That is, if they are able to.

convincing

Lucy is just practicing when she gets married.

“Do you really think so?”— Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird

Seems as though Linus should altar his theory…

One fist is worth a thousand words.

I’m amazed that Linus hasn’t been killed yet.

Go Lucy!

xxx

You got it Lucy, action first, talk later!

Linus, will you ever learn? You stood WAAAAAY too close!

…how is it that the cartoon andy and flo can’t throw punches anymore, because that would be “promoting assault & domestic violence”, etc, etc, but it’s ok for cartoon lucy to punch out cartoon linus once a week or so with impunity? Just wondering…

kkkk lucy is too stupid and she almost killed your brother.

Next panel:Linus yelling “YES!” with Lucy flipping over. :P

That’s okay. One day she’ll meet her match.

Linus: Give me one good reason I should memorize these lines.Lucy: I’ll give you five good reasons (as she curls each finger on her hand) 1…2…3…4…5.

Linus: “Those are good reasons!”

To Linus: I wouldn’t have told her that without having that blanket protecting me! :P :)