Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 26, 1989
January 25, 1989
January 27, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Get a load of this dumb assignment! I'm supposed to write about an adventure I've had! I haven't had any adventures! My life has been one big bore from the beginning! Have I ever been abducted by pirates? Have I ever faced down a charging rhino? Have I ever been in a shoot-out or on a bombing raid? No! I never get to have adventures! Hobbes: What about the time you backed the car through the garage door? Calvin: You call that an adventure? I didn't even get on the highway.
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LadyBlanc about 11 years ago
I’ve done all those things except being charged by a rhino; it was a giant snake, instead. *(You get a lot more adventures out of life if you make them yourself!)
yow4zip Premium Member over 10 years ago
He got into a ditch once though.
bmonk about 10 years ago
He could write about Spaceman Spiff and the Zogwargs. How he nearly escaped, but got caught at the last moment and sentenced to vile servitude in the Zogwarg Elementary Penal Colony.
Xalder over 9 years ago
You would think an imaginary adventure would suffice.
glowing-steak32 almost 6 years ago
Call back!
noissimbus almost 3 years ago
I suppose those involuntary camping trips don’t count either, eh. “You call that an adventure? No murderous charging wild boars or canoe-tipping crocodiles in sight!”
Slice_of_Freedom over 2 years ago
You could always do the Noodle Incident.
DM9001 over 1 year ago
The funny thing is that actually happened after this strip
wiley207 about 1 year ago
He can write how he’s never had any adventures in real life, but has made them up in his mind (Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man, etc.)
jr1234 9 months ago
Calvin would have no problem playing Jumanji