Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 19, 1986

true! genius!! haha

…obviously for the gas & brake pedals..

thats a good point

I loved C&H when I was a kid, and still love it today.

Calvin’s parents have a standard transmission. That’s why people have two feet. The left for the clutch, and the right for the gas and brakes.

and for kicking unwanted things:O ~close eyes~ calvin ball is about to happen.

that is true

I think they live in a town of never-never, where there aren’t bad ppl cruising around looking to nab little children off the streets. Calvin on a milk carton?

Nice Calvin! Great comeback!

TRUTH, i wrote this before seeing the first comment

Yes!!! Snappy comeback! Aaaaannd Calvin is going to get a whoopin’ !lol!

He he he, that Calvin–always a joker. He knows that people have feet to work the bicycle pedals.

calvin should join debate

genius Calvin!

That’s one of the reasons.

You should have said “what do people do when they can’t drive?”

In reality, the likelihood of a child being snatched off the street by a complete stranger is so close to 0% that it isn’t anything you actually need to worry about. Most children who are kidnapped are taken by a relative, usually a parent.

In the world today, people won’t even let their kids play in the front yard. It’s ridiculous.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.

Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so true and it is a complete burn hahahaha

Mmmph

I mean, he’s not wrong.

Just goes to show how much the country has changed! Now, you could get arrested for letting your kid wander two feet away from you.