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Yeah, you could have had a deranged girl instead.
Clearly Susie is reflecting what life is like at her house.
A better question would be “why are you banging nails into the coffee table?”
Six or seven hours? She’ll know your gone long before then!
Perhaps not giving presents but a big hug represents the true Christmas spirit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Santa skipped their house all together!
Interesting choice of words. I wonder if Calvin could be implying something.
You mean it is a slap in the face!
Sure, lost isn’t part of their vocabulary but mommy is.