Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 13, 1999

Transcript:

the french resistance what's the password? vive le roquefort. *translation from french (selectively, for effect) what is the word from the field, mon ami? i come from the kentucky fried chicken on rue fontaine. how bad is it? bad. very bad. many confused citizens tricked into haveing foul lunches by our cultural occupiers! here -- i took all these napkins and ketchup packets! superb! another blow to their profits. what other reports? of course, another prong of imperialist invasion is that vile coca-cola. so i sabotaged their "internet" site... imbecile! you defile the french language with an american word "internet"? sacre bleu! He must be a collaborator! we are discovered! hi. we're conducting a little "focus group." care to answer some questions? never! oh, you'll talk. we have ways of making you talk! next interrogation at eurodisney!