Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2011
June 06, 2011
June 08, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Jack Spade, the man who kidnapped you, has been caring for you and your unborn tot? Shelly: Up until last night. Rip: What happened last night? Doc: They kidnapped me to watch over her, Rip. The insurance on this is going to be a nightmare! Rip: Doc Shaw? Doc: Apparently, the extortion was just part of it - Spade plans to sell the child on the black market! He's straight-up evil! Rip: He's not bi-winning! Not on my watch!
Kydex29 almost 13 years ago
Wow… that’s got to be about the most heinous plot ever featured in this strip! Spade’s going down HARD.
Uncle_Bad almost 13 years ago
Wow, baby selling doesn’t lend itself to ‘the funny’ very well, neither in the comments nor in the strip. Dan, nice job with the toned down humor in this strip that features such a dark plot turn. I suspect the child-selling was added so there will be no sympathy for the villain’s upcoming come-uppance.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
EGAD!!! I was right! Spade DOES want custody of the child (…at least, until he finds a buyer)! I hope Rip serves him the Ultimate Sock-A-Roonie Lawsuit !
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
I think “BI-Winning” means Spade plans to get a profit from the parents, and get another profit from selling the child. Spade’s idea of a “win-win”, I suppose.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
And now the doctor knows his real name, too. Well, I guess this puts an end to the “Skip Mayflower” alias once and for all.
RIIIIIIIIIGHT…!
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
Yikes! Blond yuppie-type kiddies must be in high demand! The fiends!
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
So … who’s insured and for what? Or does the doctor bill for loss of wages while kidnapped?
dan thompson creator almost 13 years ago
I have no idea what my thought process was on this particular thickening of the plot…I think I just wanted to up the ante on the suspense…I hope it’s working! Charlie Sheen made up the phrase “Bi-Winning” my sad attempt at being topical.
Veridian almost 13 years ago
Mssr. Thompson, I MUST agree with Uncle Bad on this one. Selling Babies on the Black Market? not so Funny. And the less said about Charlie Sheen so much the Better IMNSHO. However, Redemption may be had with an Epic Haywire Haymaker Hoedown upon the Heinous Heads of these Horrible Henchmen.(Henchpersons??) Seeing Cobra Cooing and Cuddling the Baby afterwards and Rips Reaction to THAT … Now THERE is the Potential for some Good Ol’ Fashioned FUN! Night-Gaunt49’s Suggestion also has some Aesthetic Appeal (At least to Me), But I digress. In any Event, Keep up the Good Work and Don’t forget to Have Fun Y’all! HUGPOUNCEZZZZZ! :-)