Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2011
Rip: Baby coming or no baby coming - we're escaping this kidnapper's den, pronto! Jack Spade isn't going to lay a finger on her or her baby again! Goon: Bon temps, mes turtledoves! I hope you did not wager that you'd escape mon clutches so easily! Shelly: Ulp! It's Spade. Rip: I kinda guessed that - what with the gigantic spade tattoo on his chest and all.