Alix: Mom?! MOM!!
Val: What, Alix?!
Alix: Is Holly OK??
Val: Sure! She's upstairs listening to music. How'd YOU end up walking the dog??
Alix: She said she was in PAIN.
Val: She seems fine NOW.
Alix: Well, I can fix THAT.
O.K. Step1:Replace All Holly’s CD’s with BAGPIPE MUSIC,Sousa marches and CLASSICAL MUSIC. Much more satisfying than beatin’ on her. 2: Hide her clothes and put GIRL SCOUT or CATHOLIC SCHOOL Uniforms in her closet.
lightenup Premium Member about 15 years ago
As the younger sister who has been duped before, get ‘er, Alix!!
alondra about 15 years ago
Now you have to go her one better Alix.
Smiley Rmom about 15 years ago
I’m with you lightenup!
TheDOCTOR about 15 years ago
O.K. Step1:Replace All Holly’s CD’s with BAGPIPE MUSIC,Sousa marches and CLASSICAL MUSIC. Much more satisfying than beatin’ on her. 2: Hide her clothes and put GIRL SCOUT or CATHOLIC SCHOOL Uniforms in her closet.
ldyhwkd about 15 years ago
TheDoctortheoneonlyandbest - that’s perfect. The best laugh I’ve had yet today.
durtclaw about 15 years ago
Itch powder!
TruckerRon about 15 years ago
Force her to eat Andy Fox’s cooking! Tofu-based casseroles and eggplant dishes come to mind…
marvee about 15 years ago
Would Holly show any concern if the roles were reversed?