Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 13, 1996

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Val: So Mom, what would you do if you were me? Gramma: Well, to begin with I'd buy a better bra. Gramma: And have you ever considered control-top hose? You're getting a little sloppy... Gramma: And would it hurt to wear a little makeup?? Val: Mom! Val: Teflon or stainless? Gramma: Whatever.