Man: I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?
Pirate, you look a mess lately.
Just a little.
The pirate won’t try to harm the lawyer out of professional courtesy. Quick, what’s the difference between a pirate and a lawyer? Pirates don’t have to pass a bar exam.
Do you have a yard-arm to hang that scurvy dog from?
If not, I’m sure he could jury-rig one for you.
Mr. Attorney, that ship has sailed.
He’s still better off than the pirate who’s been at Pearls Before Swine this week…
Yes. I’ve been hurt, but in a deep emotional sort of way.
Aye, but he’s self employed so who would he sue, himself?
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margueritem over 14 years ago
Pirate, you look a mess lately.
Jml58 over 14 years ago
Just a little.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
The pirate won’t try to harm the lawyer out of professional courtesy. Quick, what’s the difference between a pirate and a lawyer? Pirates don’t have to pass a bar exam.
Superfrog over 14 years ago
Do you have a yard-arm to hang that scurvy dog from?
If not, I’m sure he could jury-rig one for you.
phanchem09 over 14 years ago
Mr. Attorney, that ship has sailed.
bmonk over 14 years ago
He’s still better off than the pirate who’s been at Pearls Before Swine this week…
calvinandquestionmark over 14 years ago
Yes. I’ve been hurt, but in a deep emotional sort of way.
James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago
Aye, but he’s self employed so who would he sue, himself?