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Man: Can I still get breakfast? Server: Sorry. They've turned the menu board. Man: But I can see breakfast sandwiches back there. Server: But..breakfast is now an illusion. Lunch is the new reality. Man: What? Sever: I'm a philosophy major.
TemporalParadox over 14 years ago
Time is an illusion. Breakfast time doubly so.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
We’ll serve those tomorrow.
ffkelton over 14 years ago
Yeah and thats where you’ll be working for the rest of your life. Handing out philosophical snip its to your customers.
Joanie Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ut oh! Be careful, a customer might go William ‘D-Fens’ Foster. If you don’t remember him, go rent Falling Down with Michael Douglas.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is the sort of drivel that gives philosophy a bad name.
“You can’t be sure of anything”, they say with total confidence. “Reality is an illusion”, they say while eating lunch. “Man is just a cell in a social organism”, they say as they fill out their application for a government job.
But they dare to make fun of Ayn Rand while rarely having read anything by her.
ffkelton over 14 years ago
Hey I was going to say the same thing. That was the first thing I thought of. What an awesome movie. Michael Douglas should have gotten an Oscar.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Should ‘ve gone to Jack. Order anything, anytime.
longtimecomicsfan over 14 years ago
Don’t worry pschearergenius - no one will ever confuse YOU with a philosophy major!