Recent Comments

1. almost 14 years ago on Doonesbury

   In high school, I had recruiters from three different services pestering me. (The military is a great thing, and I have great respect for those who choose to serve, but if I wanted to join, I’d go to them)

   The funniest one was the Marine. My height and weight didn’t come up until the second phone call. I am overweight and probably obese. His response: “… um, uh… so what are you doing about that?” We spent five minutes talking about exercise, and then he never called again.

2. almost 14 years ago on Garfield

   Wow. The “ignorant farmers” thing was clearly a joke. Did it occur to anyone that that was what Liz’s parents would say, not necessarily what Joe himself would say?

3. about 14 years ago on Baldo

   I don’t know how Cantu and Castellanos split the workload, but whoever wrote this one took the day off.

4. over 14 years ago on Ziggy

   Is he saying Ziggy had a colonoscopy and his medical insurance doesn’t cover butts?

5. over 14 years ago on Real Life Adventures

   Time is an illusion. Breakfast time doubly so.

6. over 14 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Most of the time I want to say Jason’s not gay, he just hasn’t “discovered” women yet. Then there’s strips like this…

7. almost 15 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Hm… reminds me of Vista and Windows 7. Nobody’s brought this up yet?

8. about 15 years ago on FoxTrot Classics

   TrueChristian, where to begin?

   Shall I lambaste you for your mindboggling non sequitur?

   Shall I admonish you for sullying the page with your hateful tirade?

   Should I rebuke you for making an argument that makes no sense?

   Might I scorn you for dragging the name of Christianity into the mud with the Klan and the Nazis? (Godwin’s Law, I know. It’s relevant.)

   Nah. I’m just gonna flag you, you filthy troll.

9. over 15 years ago on Shoe

   You don’t need the calendar to go back to Monday’s and Tuesday’s. Just click the “Previous Day” link to the right of the strip.