Ok, lets keep this idiocy rolling. He bought it from an Oriental guy who originally named it Asian Flew. I hear he’s thinking about changing it to the H5N1.
Wicky and DF - Nice going, They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon and the pellet with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon rather than the vessel with the pestle.
The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
If you enjoyed that you will probably find these t-shirts funny, someone posted them on a news forum for a swine flew article. Personally #’s 1 & 4 are my favs.
(If you don’t find this stuff funny don’t click on the link and don’t yell at me cause I didn’t think up these t-shirts and I warned you so…)
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
Originally catering to the ex-wives of deadbeat dads?
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
Is the Swine Flew right down the street from the favorite watering hole of Mothers-in-law: The Battleaxe & broomstick?
wiitennessee almost 15 years ago
The castle Anthrax. It’s not a very good name…
rollerposter almost 15 years ago
when pigs fly….swine flu
berkleyb almost 15 years ago
This is his second incarnation as a retailer. He owned a pet store a couple of years ago named Bird Flew.
DesultoryPhillipic almost 15 years ago
Ok, lets keep this idiocy rolling. He bought it from an Oriental guy who originally named it Asian Flew. I hear he’s thinking about changing it to the H5N1.
wicky almost 15 years ago
“the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true”
DesultoryPhillipic almost 15 years ago
Easy for you to say!
CliffG.I.Woes almost 15 years ago
His first pub was called “Fly over the Koo-Koo’s Nest”.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Radical-Knight almost 15 years ago
Wicky and DF - Nice going, They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon and the pellet with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon rather than the vessel with the pestle.
SHEESH!!!
Sternvogel almost 15 years ago
For those of you wondering about the exchange wicky and DigitalFrog are having, see this page:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049096/quotes
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Did we hear the sound of pigs; “OINK! OINK!? Ahhhh, we got the SWINE FLU!
okvol almost 15 years ago
He should steal an idea from Terry Pratchett, and call the bar “The Broken Drum”. Obviously, it can’t be beaten.
Kaytebb almost 15 years ago
“ba dum bum…” very good Wiley. (groan)
If you enjoyed that you will probably find these t-shirts funny, someone posted them on a news forum for a swine flew article. Personally #’s 1 & 4 are my favs.
(If you don’t find this stuff funny don’t click on the link and don’t yell at me cause I didn’t think up these t-shirts and I warned you so…)
http://www.printfection.com/SwineFlu
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
I remember a pub named “The Dirty Bum”. It didn’t do much business either.
sm0000t almost 15 years ago
danny is rolling…
JanLC almost 15 years ago
I laughed just as hard reading the dialogue from The Court Jester as I have watching Danny Kaye perform. Thanks for the laugh.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Try viewing “the inspector general” oh listen to danny do “Anitole of Paris” ….a gas.
NeilPeace almost 15 years ago
I cannot move around the Non Sequitur comic. How do I get to comics from say 2004? Neil Peace