Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 10, 2009
May 09, 2009
May 11, 2009
Transcript:
Alligator: Pardon me...got a moment to discuss your future? Man: Uh... My what? Alligator: You know... Future... As in making long range plans? Man: Oh, sure... Pizza and beer after 18 holes of golf. Alligator: Um... A longer range than that... Man: Hmm... After we play golf tomorrow, we're having burgers and beer! Rolf: With lots of bacon and cheese! Alligator: OK, if you take a seat here, I can help you map out a strategy for retirement... Man: Uh... Retirement from what? Man and Rolf: Woo hoo! Alligator: Sigh. It's not easy being an ambush predator around here. Snake: Tell me about it. B.E. Before Eve. The unrecorded pre-Biblical world, an all-guy paradise...
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Ditch the chicks.
llong65 almost 15 years ago
the desk is slowly sinking into the lake and is he playing golf in the nude??????
llong65 almost 15 years ago
my mistake this was befor the fig leaf problem
wicky almost 15 years ago
If it aint broke, don’t fix it.
steverinoCT almost 15 years ago
Golf and beer is not all there is to life… there’s also fishing.
Jackone almost 15 years ago
Nude golf with pizza and beer. What a wonderful idea. Tee time please.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Wiley, Did you forget that today is Mother’s Day or what? Cleo, ditch the chicks? I’m telling your wife you said that!
TheInquisitor almost 15 years ago
Guard those ribs Ad.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
It was a sad day for man when God made woman….and sandtraps.
Radical-Knight almost 15 years ago
Cleo did say he was working on his ”legacy”.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
You mean I shouldn’t golf in the nude?! How will I get enough vitamin D?
MBridegam almost 15 years ago
Imagine you were born female. Imagine you didn’t ask to be born female. Imagine being female and reading today’s Wiley cartoon.
If you still don’t see a problem here, imagine a cartoon that says life would be paradise without people of a specified ancestry, religion, age, sexual orientation, etc.
Why is it all right to say worse things about women than about any other group in society?
Vendretta almost 15 years ago
Why is it OK to say this about women? Umm? Because it’s true?
It wouldn’t be true about the other groups.
Ginrummy33 almost 15 years ago
He’s saying this is a “Guy’s Paradise” which is not necessarily paradise for anyone else. I’m sure there is a very nice Women’s Paradise with no guys around that is entirely different. But that is another topic.
Wiley creator almost 15 years ago
Apparently I need to point out that this series, “Before Eve” is a satire of MEN and MEN’S attitudes. The set up, which I thought was clear, is that this is the Garden of Eden before Eve arrived.
No cartoon is meant to be read literally.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
@Wiley, I enjoyed it, even though I do enjoy life with women also. I just think that if we had managed to avoid that whole sin thing, life would be far more enjoyable.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
The snake will have to wait for the woman. Man doesn’t care about the forbidden fruit.
Jackson Eldridge Premium Member almost 15 years ago
What is “nuditity”?
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Well, I see my reputation is spreading fast. But, just think of all the time it saves when you don’t have to choose an outfit for the day.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Yes, but it is expensive getting the wrinkles pressed out…
alife almost 15 years ago
@ DF it can also hurt >:D My mom always have a joke what’s the Best thing to come out of… Winkles :000 http://www.instantrimshot.com/
teeterman almost 15 years ago
@Wiley- Some people just like to fight, no matter what the situation.
erlenkonig almost 15 years ago
that’s awesome
mwinia about 13 years ago
The above comments are amazing. Isn’t it clear that this is all about how clueless the nude golfer is and what conniving, ruthless crocodiles hedge fund managers have been with how unscrupulously they’ve handled finances? This isn’t a slam on women at all. If anything, it shows how stupid men can be.