Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 10, 2008
December 09, 2008
December 11, 2008
Transcript:
Man: I didn't think I'd live to see this day, gentlemen, but contrary to every business principle we've known, it appears we might be forced to actually earn our bonuses...
Ever notice how nobody even knows whether Upper Management is at work or gone (even for weeks at a time). But let the Janitor take a day off and any workplace falls apart. Our economy is so bass-ackwards. Let’s pay people for the value of their what they do. Janitors should earn at least 10 times more than CEOs!
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“The horror, the horror”.
attyush over 15 years ago
Having worked for $1 the entire year, they surely deserve this.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Gasp!
c00k13m0n5t3r over 15 years ago
The end is nigh
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 15 years ago
ooh, the poor, poor men…
Jml58 over 15 years ago
My sympathy for them can stand on the head of a pin, and still leave plenty of space for the angels.
MickeyMatt over 15 years ago
Amen.
ron146192208 over 15 years ago
They have to “earn” the bonus. They did nothing for their regular pay
GuntotingLiberal over 15 years ago
And fly cattle class. Zing.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
They’ll get another bonus for just having to consider such a scary possibility.
dcguys over 15 years ago
GuntotingLiberal - Nice burn!
I notice there are no women at the table…are they already working? Sorry guys!
durtclaw over 15 years ago
But I’m not part of the food chain!!!
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Will they earn the bonuses? I doubt it!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Gee, what a novel thought!
Ed Brault Premium Member over 15 years ago
REALITY!! What a CONCEPT!!!!
joylederman over 15 years ago
Ever notice how nobody even knows whether Upper Management is at work or gone (even for weeks at a time). But let the Janitor take a day off and any workplace falls apart. Our economy is so bass-ackwards. Let’s pay people for the value of their what they do. Janitors should earn at least 10 times more than CEOs!