Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2008
November 25, 2008
November 27, 2008
Transcript:
Flo: Oh, deah lahd! What's goin' on?! Eddie: The knights of the lobstah traps protected the wahld from disastah by keepin' the lobstahs undah control by creatin' a demand fah them with the illusion that lobstahs are a luxury item. But in a bad economy, people give up luxury. That's when lobstahs ovah-populate, organize, and... and... Flo: And what? Eddie: Look fah revenge... Flo: Gasp! The Curse of Luxury continues... continued... if you're still alive!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
I got your revenge right here in this pot of boiling water… anyone got garlic butter?
margueritem over 15 years ago
OHNO, the Revenge of the Lobstahs!
DarthBiggles over 15 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “Continued… if you’re still alive!”
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Quick, get the rubberbands!
Ranma_one_half over 15 years ago
These Lobstahs need to be de clawed.
Lydus over 15 years ago
at least they are no guinea pigs.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
I stand willing to sacrifice my budget, butter and belt line to keep the lobster population in check.
joestreet over 15 years ago
I am with Grazer… I help out also!
Net1360 over 15 years ago
Closed-circuit for those of you living in New England: Any of you folks having lobsters (or should I say “Lobstahs”) for Thanksgiving?
Possum Pete over 15 years ago
Never once had lobstah for T-Giving. It was always too expensive for us even though we lived there. Mmmmmmmmmmm…lobstah.
GuntotingLiberal over 15 years ago
I wouldn’t eat any animal that came out of the sea if you paid me money. A short study about fish farming and sewage treatment and overflow in the Eastern Canada and New England areas is all it takes to guarantee you’ll feel the same way. I’ll just tell you this much, it makes hot dogs look amazingly good by comparison (if you know anything about what makes a hot dog).
cleokaya over 15 years ago
It that cafe was a lobster pound, they would have several large cauldron’s boiling and be fully prepared for such an opportunity.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
GuntotingLiberal says: “I wouldn’t eat any animal that came out of the sea if you paid me money. A short study about fish farming and sewage treatment and overflow in the Eastern Canada and New England areas is all it takes to guarantee you’ll feel the same way. I’ll just tell you this much, it makes hot dogs look amazingly good by comparison (if you know anything about what makes a hot dog).”
Are you saying hotdogs come out of the sea too??
Seriously, your point is well-taken. I had always thot “sea life” was too well-washed, rinsed and tasty to hurt us….then along comes Mad Fish disease—and evil lobstahs!
tukla_ratte over 15 years ago
Suddenly I’m glad I live in Iowa.
robertolopez144 over 15 years ago
The True Age of Chaos! Death by Lobstah!!!!!! LOL(genius!)
GuntotingLiberal over 15 years ago
Hot dogs, the intestine-stuffed equivalent of head cheese. Nummy.
A1Ladyhawke over 15 years ago
I shall help save the lobstah’s by having turkey tomorrow!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago
It’s worse than they think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebirah