Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2008
Flo: Oh, deah lahd! What's goin' on?! Eddie: The knights of the lobstah traps protected the wahld from disastah by keepin' the lobstahs undah control by creatin' a demand fah them with the illusion that lobstahs are a luxury item. But in a bad economy, people give up luxury. That's when lobstahs ovah-populate, organize, and... and... Flo: And what? Eddie: Look fah revenge... Flo: Gasp! The Curse of Luxury continues... continued... if you're still alive!