Pat Oliphant for April 06, 2009

OMG!! Did he say “North Korean monkeys?” Monkeys? No, No, No! I’ll have you know that this 800# did not evolve from North Korea … I have some original American blood in my heritage … Cherokee and Choctaw!.

Course Kim’s latest lil’ bottle-rocket turned out to be a frizzle-fry.

Now pardon me while I go crank up Jocko Homo, by Devo

http://an.capacadie.com/caricatures/2009/4/7

If I had read bullwinkle’s message while I was still single and lonely, I would have either ran to the sex shop (if I had some money) or rushed to buy some cucumbers (if I hadn’t much).

Note to those who use guns to compensate a “manly weakness”; No d!ld0 ever had the shape of a gun or missile, m’kay?

@corosive frog: That’s a “whole” new market “opening”.

Why not U.S. and Israeli missiles?

They hit people, not fish.

I agree DredPirateRobt, since he is a definite Lib though, his racism can be excused.

Puppy, what ??

Puppy really embraces this Bush-Republican rewriting of history stuff, doesn’t he?

ALL our resident neo-cons do Anthony. Among the other little gems I’ve seen posted here over the past few months are…

The economy expanded under Bush

Bush was a moderate

and my personal fave…

The Dems have been in control of Congress for the last six years

Some lively comments here. Lil’ Kim (not (Lil’ Kim of Dancing with the Stars) just has to get attention by trotting out the nuke for another bribe.

Folks, I wonder if what Oliphant is suggesting is that while Darwinian Evolution may say that humans evolved out of fish-monkey-gorilla-Cro Magnon, etc… by total randomness, maybe the Little Dictator came from something else, like perhaps some primordial swamp?

actually what BCS meant (me) was just making a joke that, speaking on behalf of my 800# avatar, I didn’t want to be associated with the “North Korean Monkeys” the little guy in the lower right corner is talking about. That character’s comment states what WillB just said: that the North Korean dictator couldn’t have come up through the normal chain of evolution cause he’s so, uhh, strange. It’s a joke. My comment about my Native American heritage is true, though.

Howgozit, thanks for proving my point.

‘Preciate it

Oldie, right on! The old-timer beat us all. Oliphant stole that fish from Sargent…

olelego,

when you’re right, you’re RIGHT