I’m sure he’s great at carving turkeys, cutting the edges off sandwiches, keeping the knives sharp (hmm, maybe not–look how dull his ax looks) …but let’s not split hairs over it, he probably needs the extra income and Gary needs the help. Maybe he can keep those pesky neighbors away.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
You’ve got to break a few eggs to make an omelette…or a few eggheads to run a proper dungeon.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
I’m sure he’s great at carving turkeys, cutting the edges off sandwiches, keeping the knives sharp (hmm, maybe not–look how dull his ax looks) …but let’s not split hairs over it, he probably needs the extra income and Gary needs the help. Maybe he can keep those pesky neighbors away.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
He can make pork chops (and a few other cuts of meat), banana splits, and head cheese, but not eggs, sorry…
kimberphi over 14 years ago
don’t forget the blood sausages…
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Watch out, Travis! They’re coming to make head cheese!