Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 04, 2009

Lol! I bet that she thinks that a lot…

awww.. i wanted to be first to post a comment! but seriously calvin TELL SOMEONE!!!lmao

Must have been very arduous for her. Still, may be her reaction will prepare Calvin for the big bang to follow. I think he should tell her.

I can just imagine.

It’s finally time to face the music, Calvin.

You better find someone to tell before the guilt totally consumes you. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ALL OF YOU.

It amazes me that kids can always talk to moms more easily than dads. Both my brother and I were always more comfortable confessing or taking a problem to Mom first. My three kids (1 boy, 2 girls) always went to my wife first and all five of my grandchildren go first to their moms - my daughter (1 boy, 1 girl) and daughter-in-law (3 girls).

Is this genetic or cultural?

Momma knows best.

I remember those binocs.. sorry Dad.. pretty sure the tiger was a German Shepherd though and he didn’t come up with ANY suggestions!!

Mom is STILL in labor with Calvin. Dad too.

Happy 233rd birthday to the USA.

One of the funniest lines ever if you think about it… Calvin had to hear his mom say that at least once… lmao… too funny.

Yeah, mom is worse then dad. Dad just gets mad and punishes Calvin. Mom does that, and she gives him a lecture on it.

Better to tell one of them than let Dad find out on his own.

On the day the Convention closed, Sept. 18, a woman named Mrs. Powel had been restlessly waiting to learn of the proceedings. As the wise Benjamin Franklin came outside, she asked, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”

And his reply troubles me today. He said, “A republic, if you can keep it.”

Those are pointed words: If you can keep it.

(Taken from an article by Jonathan Falwell.)

I think I understand why Calvin has no younger siblings.

try the pawn shop down the block calvin, they might have a pair

I never wanted to go to my mom with problems, she was a lot harder on me than my dad was.

Sometimes we do a better job of torturing ourselves than the real punishment ever inflicts. Fess up Calvin.

Ladywolf17, I don’t think Calvin’s problem is guilt, I’d call it more of an anticipation of a comming apocolypse.

I wonder how Calvin went through that birth experience: “Spaceman Spiff shakes out his umbilical as he prepares to exit the Mother Ship…”

Ha ha ha, Too funny, Ray C. LOL

Well, Calvin does make a good argument for birth control.

But moms are supposed to protect their young.

…. one the smartest things you’ve said, Calvin.

calvins already told all of us and watterson

Moms do protect their young and she has a way with Dad Calvin get her on your side

General Yukoner.

In many cases, dads actually lack the wisdom necessary for specific situations or are unwilling to learn the specifics in the first place (describes my dad to a “t”; mum at least was willing to listen/learn but also lacked the wisdom to deal with it, especially if she decided to involve dad).

i was hoping Dad would find out today so we could have had some fireworks for the fourth.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!

Well, he told Hobbes.

bobothehobo, he IS telling someone, Hobbes! Dad will find out soon though. I remember when I was young, my brother and i went running down the hallway. Everytime we passed a door one of us grabbed the handle and shut it. Then we shut ourselves into our room. Needless to say Dad knew immediately we were up to something.

I like Calvin! Do you? He has imagination! Do you study reptiles? I like reptiles! Calvin likes dinosaurs! Calvin is so smart… but yet so stupid. Do you like Hobbes. Go to my profile and answer thees questions!

This whole thing has brings back not so fond memories.

calvin,I hope you had a bad kill in the fourth of july