Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 17, 2009

The human light particle better speed it up just a tad!

Calvin has to move it mach (pun intended) faster.

Boy, his mom looks angry, he must’ve done a big “nono.”

mom is still upset about having to pay rosalyn extra for sitting

Yeh, wondering what makes MOM soooo angry…

Mom is faster than Asafa Powell when she is mad. Light is no match.

Maybe he’s faster then light, but mom always know where you live…

I’m envisioning a future infomercial- “The Calvin Diet- Eat all you want, have energy to burn & still lose the weight!” Of course you’ll feel a bit cranky…

Run, Calvin! Run! =D

ok Calvin what did you do now… or was it Hobbes who did it

Must be rather deflating for a universal human light particle to get his faster-than-light little butt swatted.

“Fight or Flight” Calvin, I think you lose either way.

We leave for a month vacation tomorrow. Until I get back, peace and blessings to all of you.

Looks like Calvin, at the speed of light is about to hit a speed trap. Meantime watch out Calvin, there’s speed bumps ahead.

Mrs. Womrwood should teach Calvin a few lessons about Einsteinian relativity ……. Yukonner: may God hold you in the hollow of His hand. Blessings to you too.

KAAPWINNGGGG! I love the sounds Calvin comes up with! Calvin needs to train with Usain Bolt.

Oooo … Watterson is so expressive. I just LOVE the expression on Calvin’s face in the 2nd frame!

It’s just time for his bath. ;-)

I hope he had an extra helping of sugar bombs this morning.

Spoiler for those asking what Calvin did, I think the situation is the more prosaic mum wants him to take a bath.

Mum, do you really want to waste energy chasing him down and even more cleaning up the havoc he will cause?

Yikes Mom! If looks could kill.

Kick in the afterburners, Calvin!

She looks like she wants to KILL him not just bathe him. Of course to Calvin that’s the same difference.

I hope you have a good vacation Yukoner.

Yukoner may God bless you and protect you on your vacation. have fun.

Poor Calvin, hes always in trouble. if i was his mom i think he would have been sent to milatary school or something. lol

hobbes can save him

I had one who screamed every time I washed his hair. Finally found a way, lying down, looking up, so he didn’t get water in his face or shampoo in his eyes.

Have a great vacation Yukoner.

No one is faster than an angry mother. Calvin’s little legs are going to have to pump like butterfly wings to have any hope of escape.

Where are your propulsion blasters, Calvin ? Speed up, the hideous alien is almost upon you.

Have a wonderful vacation, Yukoner. Won’t you miss Calvin ?

Calvin, you can run but you can’t hide because tomorrow will always come. That is unless North Korea drops the bomb or Christ makes his trimumphful second comming.

Try goin jst a little faster…she looks pretty close…and angry

very true musicnut1986!

If only he’d paid attention to Suzie’s report on quantum tunneling.

What has Calvin done?

Yukoner, can all of us put in your suitcases for your vacation trip? :-D Just kidding! Enjoy your vacation trip. Drive or fly safe and sound. :-)

Atue says:

“Maybe he’s faster then light, but mom always know where you live…”

Too true!

what im going to tell my kids when i have them ( a long time from now) “i brought you into this world and i can take you out” seems to work in scaring them sometimes.

better speed up a little, so you will be the fastest particle in the universe. P.S What did you do this time Calvin?

False hope, Calvin.

Calvin’s been into the Sugar Bombs aagin

tabbylynn says : “I brought you into this world and I can take you out” This is my absolute favorite Bill Cosby line!!! Thanks for the laugh today Tabbylynn. —————————— Yukoner have a great vacation!!! Wow a whole month - I am soooo jealous! Can I be your sherpa?

gossamer49 glad i could make you laugh. anytime you need a laugh let me know and i will try my best. hope you had a great day.

If Calvin is a light particle, what would Mom be?

With the speed of light slowing down over time, Calvin is doomed.

The long arm of the mom!

What’s he done now?