Translation - I’m broke, my retirement plan has evaporated, my mortgage is in default, I don’t have a health care plan and I’m not a big enough crook to apply for a government bail-out.
i once read a statement that said:
married men live longer than single men, but they are also more willing to die.
(since we’re playing with stereotypes, here)
also, i’m a firm believer that, as Sheryl Crow sang, “it’s not getting what you want, it’s wanting what you’ve got.”
if that is the case, then the pursuit of happiness (looking for something to make you happy) should lead to misery. IMHO
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Translation - I’m broke, my retirement plan has evaporated, my mortgage is in default, I don’t have a health care plan and I’m not a big enough crook to apply for a government bail-out.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Or maybe it’s because my life and my liberty have been taken away by overzealously pursuing happiness. You think?
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Life is killing me, and I’m a prisoner of liberty.
wicky over 14 years ago
Hey! he’s single, so it could be worse.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s true. He hasn’t got alimony sucking what little he has left out of him.
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yet married men live longer than single…. so stop with the wife bashing!
rshive over 14 years ago
Yup, I haven’t caught it.
Silverpearl over 14 years ago
He just can’t win for loosing!!
CogentModality over 14 years ago
Hey Silverpearl. The loo is in another part of the tree. ;=)
EarlWash over 14 years ago
Hey, Ted K., hasen’t your pursuit of happiness always been booze and broads?
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Avolunteer: True, but that’s because married men don’t get to have the fun single guys do, the “party on” stuff - they live longer, but why?
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Avolunteer:
They recently found an error in the study that stated that married men live longer than single men. It just seems longer.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
i once read a statement that said: married men live longer than single men, but they are also more willing to die. (since we’re playing with stereotypes, here)
yyyguy over 14 years ago
also, i’m a firm believer that, as Sheryl Crow sang, “it’s not getting what you want, it’s wanting what you’ve got.” if that is the case, then the pursuit of happiness (looking for something to make you happy) should lead to misery. IMHO
aerwalt over 14 years ago
I pusue happiness. If I ever catch it, I’ll have to chase something else.
wicky over 14 years ago
Yeah, married men live longer than single, but they would rather go first.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
He is a bird, after all. Neither does Donald for that matter…
wicky over 14 years ago
Cosmo knows where you live and how to get to your windshield.