Lio by Mark Tatulli
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1 Large cheese Pizza
Half pepperoni
Half brain
Johnny's Pizza
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Did Johnny not take the order?! –What kind of pizzeria does he run? Brains are (or used to be, before the “mad cow” scare) a legit ingredient in many Italian dishes (‘course, not human brains)!
“Hey! Johnny! Wassamattah you, you no cannah put the brains on the pizza? Why for you no offer the brains? You to-a fancy for the brains? A fellah he work hard all day, he wanna pizza the way he wannah the pizza! If-a you can’t give him a brain, he go somewhere else!”
The trick with anchovies, guys (&gals!), is to chop them up and distribute them around with the other toppings. Chomping along and suddenly getting a whole little salty fish is, to many, a bit too much! Sometimes we can get them on the side, and we can do that for ourselves…
margueritem over 14 years ago
Aw, poor zombie can’t get his half with brains….
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Did Johnny not take the order?! –What kind of pizzeria does he run? Brains are (or used to be, before the “mad cow” scare) a legit ingredient in many Italian dishes (‘course, not human brains)!
carmy over 14 years ago
So what’s he supposed to eat now?!
burgundytoo over 14 years ago
No pizza for you!
roobyroo over 14 years ago
Just give the poor zombie what he wants…if not he might just walk over there and get the brains himself!
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Johnny must be brain dead!
Donna Haag over 14 years ago
Could be worse; could be anchovies.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
I don’t want to be the 1 delivering this pizza. Instead of a tip brains will be on the menu
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Zombie doesn’t look happy! Get him something quick!
Devils Knight over 14 years ago
what i want to know is if lio does not talk how did he place the order?????????
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Hey! Johnny! Wassamattah you, you no cannah put the brains on the pizza? Why for you no offer the brains? You to-a fancy for the brains? A fellah he work hard all day, he wanna pizza the way he wannah the pizza! If-a you can’t give him a brain, he go somewhere else!”
Ushindi over 14 years ago
iamt: You and I will never enjoy a pizza together, I’m afraid - I LOVE anchovies.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Johnny, you should go over there and give that zombie a piece of your mind!
hintsofhints over 14 years ago
Half of the pizza guy’s brain is like WTF ! and the other half is like WTF !
MotherOfMoses over 14 years ago
Just put tofu Johnny, he won’t notice.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
The trick with anchovies, guys (&gals!), is to chop them up and distribute them around with the other toppings. Chomping along and suddenly getting a whole little salty fish is, to many, a bit too much! Sometimes we can get them on the side, and we can do that for ourselves…
hhoudre over 14 years ago
Iwonder if the guy is really going to do it?
Ωmega over 3 years ago
see the lio look alike thing? what is it?