Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 2009

First!

Yeah, that’s it, just close your eyes….

Third!

Let’s shift to—>Plan B

love the way Hobbes moans!

If she falls for it, she deserves it.

I love it how C&H work and stand together!

Hobbes, use your mandibles of death and killer’s eye on Rosalyn. She won’t dare babysit the two of you after that.

“Just come up here and close your eyes.”

Incredible. Fill my life with this perception.

–jgrant

Oh right! Rosalyn was born yesterday. Calvin, you need to go back to the drawing board.

Hey Cleo- I was thinking the same thing. However add to it that she needs to sneak up there quietly and then jump in screaming boo at him. That’ll teach him.

Don’t make it too obvious Calvin.

does rosalyn get more money for sitting hobbs?

Yeah, she gets paid more, but it’s in “tiger bucks”.

Not too subtle.

My cat meows like that sometimes… Where is the rope that they were gonna tie her up with? Or will they just pull it out from behind their backs, like in TV?

hope signing in keeps me in the right line to keep on getting the comics every day.

terry we get these things called “tiger bucks” at school. its funny that you called it that.

poor hobbes give him some candy and icecream and let him do what ever he wants. sha baby. calvin new plan. its not going to work the way you think she will probley end up tieing you up in the blanket.

Something tells me your plan isn’t going to work Calvin.

Something wrong with Hobbes ??? C’mon Rosalyn, how about fix him a tuna sandwhich ? You should know that after all those years of babysitting there …..

Hobbes looks more puzzled than indignant about their plight. Calvin, however…

cloudcat625, I think Calvin’s plan is basically a hope that the blanket over her head will delay her long enough for him and Hobbes to escape.

Strange that Calvin didn’t think of using the transmogrifier (basically transmogrify himself into a dragonfly) for his escape instead.

Morning headline….

BABYSITTER FOUND GAGGED AND TIED TO BED!—Comatose 6 year old boy and stuffed animal toy found covered in chocolate near blaring TV.

prasrinivara, did you know that Dragonflies live a relatively short life ??? 24 - 48 hours normally. Need to re-think the plan. Besides, the Transmogrifiers batteries need an extended recharge (or possible replacement). I’m not sure that they would be available on e-bay …

grazer lol i like it, probley would end that way.

The plan won’t work that way.

Macushlalondra says: Something tells me your plan isn’t going to work Calvin. Again, you said that same thing what I planned to say. You stole the words from my mind? LOLs! You win, eh! :-)

Spoiler for grazer: well, they manage to get tummy-aches from the chocolate after they lure Rosalyn outside and lock her out….but that may be a different babysitting episode.

What’s plan-B to escape?

LOLS @ Calvin and comments.

He’s a regular Jim BonBon

magickman777, I don’t think Calvin has one; but the tree outside his bedroom window would be an excellent avenue…

plan C: use the transmorgrifier to turn the blanket into something heavy. then throw.

Okay, Hobbes. We need a plan B.

Can Rosalyn actually hear Hobbes moaning and groaning? Then that would mean he does exist, of course to those of us that love the strip, WE all hear Hobbes!

im wondering…what would calvin do to rosalyn if he’s already done everything he could possibly do? shoot her with his dart gun? (please do calvin)