The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    Nibblin’ on sponge cake, watchin’ the sun bake

    All of those tourists covered with oil

    Strummin’ my six-string on my front porch swing

    Smell those shrimp, they’re beginnin’ to boil

    Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville

    Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame

    But I know it’s nobody’s fault

    Don’t know the reason I stayed here all season

    Nothin’ to show but this brand new tattoo

    But it’s a real beauty, a Mexican cutie

    How it got here I haven’t a clue

    Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville

    Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame

    Now I think, hell, it could be my fault

    I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop top

    Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home

    But there’s booze in the blender and soon it will render

    That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

    Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville

    Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame

    But I know it’s my own da mn fault

    Yes, and some people claim that there’s a woman to blame

    And I know it’s my own dam n fault

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    wmwiii Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Good luck finding a margarita for five bucks, Eno.

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    win.45mag  about 1 month ago

    His hand never stopped holding that pen or moved, but no paper ? He’s graffiti’ing his desk ? Brings back memories of school.

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    bloodykate  about 1 month ago

    Nice try, Eno!

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 month ago

    mango or passionfruit. mmmm… and no SALT yuk. I don’t like

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    If you send us both I’ll buy both of us a margarita.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    I’d like tequila my liver.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Sigh. Warm beer and stale pretzels, again. burp. :)

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Anyone that has a conference in Cancun has an ulterior motive, it would very hard to concentrate on the conference.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    at least Eno’s belly button ain’t showin’!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 month ago

    I’d give him the fiver for the margaritas. At least he’d be out of my hair.

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