Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for May 11, 2024

When you leave Las Vegas, your money stays.

Will never forget the first time I arrived in the Vega airport. Surreal.

She didn’t see any change? Not even a penny?

That means her trip didn’t make any cents.

What happens in Vegas…..

One thing about Vegas, you generally come home lighter.

Emphasis on the word “Las” as in loss.

Like they say – “What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas” especially your gambling money.

I’ve never been to Vegas and have no interest in doing so.

Next time, be more specific about what you mean by “change”.

More like her change left.

IDGI – any change in what?

This joke was stolen from one of the British “Carry On” movies, the one about a hospital.